Phys. Ed.

I think that this Summer I really need to get out and exercise my ass off. Im horribly out of shape and it came flopping right into my face a few days ago. I went swimming with my cousin and I was winded after a few minutes in the water. I felt like crap, not just physically, but also mentally for letting myself get into such a horrid condition. My arms are scraggly, my chest is lacking, and my heart is pathetic. I've often used my lungs as an excuse for my lack of physical activity. While it is true that I do have bronchitis and my lungs are weaker than they should be, this should be no excuse for why I'm so out of shape. There are people out there in worse condition than I am who persevere in the face of adversity and go on to perform great physical feats. If they can do, my skinny black ass can do it too. I need to pump up and actually look somewhat hunk-ish before I go off to college looking like Steve Urkel. So, with that said, I shall be spending this Summer doing various activities to push my body to new lengths. I plan on taking this self-improvement talk to more than one medium. I believe a complete overhaul of myself would be the best way for me to prepare for college, and afterwards, enter into functional adult society. Maybe one day I'll be one of those people on the Maury Show who bring their old crushes or tormentors onto the show and have the before picture (usually pretty unsightly) and then they pop out and are super hottie-fide. Yes, I think I'd like that a lot.